Two Problems

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Two problems

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, „I know, I’ll use regular expressions.“ Now they have two problems.

Some people, when faced with a problem, think, „I know, I’ll use #binary.“ Now they have 10 problems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, „I know, I’ll use #threads,“ and then two they hav erpoblesms.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think „I know, I’ll use #multithreading“. Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, „I know, I’ll use mutexes.“ Now they have

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: „I know, I’ll use caching.“ Now they have one problems.

Some people see a problem and think „I know, I’ll use #Java!“ Now they have a ProblemFactory.

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think „I know, I’ll use floating point arithmetic.“ Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

Some people, wanting an escape from their full-time job, think „I know, I’ll contribute to open source.“ Now they have two full-time jobs.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: „I know, I’ll think outside the box!“ Now, they have 3.75 problems, an entirely new framework, and three dozen toll house cookies cooling in the kitchen.

Some people when confronted with a desire to use pithy quotes in their presentations think „I know, I’ll use something from Star Wars“. Now two problems they have.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, „I know, I’ll use #UTF8.“ Now they à??????µ?ç°§ùÔ_¦Ñ?.

„I’ll use #PHP!“ Now they have („1 apple“ + „1 orange“) problems.

„I’ll use #Perl!“ Now they have more than one way to have more than one problem….

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, „I know, I’ll use Shareware.“ Now they have two trials.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, „I know, I’ll use delegations.“ Now their problem is a problem of their problem.

Some people when confronted with a problem think „I know, I’ll quote jwz“. Now everyone has a problem.

Quelle: http://nedbatchelder.com/blog/201204/two_problems.html

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